Waking up late, I again have a breakdown about my splotches and spots. I look like a Dalmatian and start sobbing like a baby. Poor Prince once again has to calm me and I feel so bad for being so insecure. What will happen in the future? Will I face my problems with grace or will I turn into a beauty-addicted freak, that spends more time with her Plastic-Doctor, than with her husband?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And me, who hates plastic!
But scars, spots and blotches know no grace and Prince promises, once again, that there will be hope and in January, when we will go and meet a professional.
Nothing to loose, I guess. One more to try.
But the antibiotics and the creams from the Greek dermatologist seem to be surely not the solution. (but, no new breakouts since I use them)
And all my healthy daily dosages, from barley grass to Zinc and seeds, seem to be just as useless.
But I will stay faithful to them, after all, mother earth can not be bad! And maybe the secret is TIME...
And Patience!
Prince leaves for his morning dive (I can not join, as I never got my padi, when going down the first time in Bali...when I almost drowned a couple of years later I developed a fear to take off my goggles underwater, a big MUST to get certified again...one day, I know, I will face my fears and do it again, after all, the watery underworld is a magic kingdom, and if I was not so busy on earth being Cinderella, I would much rather be a mermaid...)
I am left alone with myself and me and myself, yes...just us again.
Time to write or I will drive myself mad again, facing every default in that brightly lid magnifying mirror.
Calling room service I ask for my carrot-ginger fix, but no carrots today.
Pineapple must do.
By midday Prince is back, beaming with joy about all the fishies he encountered. Damn, I must fight that fear fast!
We went a few times diving together, without anyone watching and it is just great to share such pleasures as a couple. It brings you closer to each other. And now, that I am so inspired by that engraved stone - taken down to the bottom of the sea-story, I got an even bigger push to say No to fear.
Prince takes a dip in our pool and I make a wreath from the floating blossoms, to wear for the BBQ tonight. Yes, tonight is the big night, BBQ, show and Disco. Let's see what this is all about.
I leave my frangipani wreath (what a divine smell - a fragrant cocktail of honey, marzipan and summer rain ) swimming in our pool, just to stay fresh and bright.
I leave my frangipani wreath (what a divine smell - a fragrant cocktail of honey, marzipan and summer rain ) swimming in our pool, just to stay fresh and bright.
The Oberoi, so we learn from Shawn, has only has 2 'loud' nights, the 28. and the 31. of December, something we absolutely agree on. It is much nicer to listen to the waves, while stargazing with a Mango mojito and the husky voice of the Jazz singer gently following the piano man.
Since I am not too keen to just bake again, we get a taxi to take us to Grand Baie, a shopping area recommended by the hotel.
The drive is lovely.
The drive is lovely.
Clean, green and happy, it is the picture perfect dream island.
Asking about the cleanliness of the place, we learn that the Mauritiun government has steep fines on anyone polluting. We watch with delight the islands cleaning team, sweep and collect everywhere we pass. Switzerland watch out!
They even have a garbage police circling the island looking out for any offenders.
Now, I am really impressed.
People may be poor here, but they respect the law, and most likely the beauty of their home.
I remember a heated discussion, once vacationing on a pretty Greek island, where beaches looked like the coloring books of children's eyes.
They were so vibrant in all shades of the rainbow, from the trash left behind by 'us' - humans (?).
It was a painful sight, such beauty drowned in filth. Meeting a refined man in a bar later on, I strike the subject with full Germanic force. The gentleman, and his plastic-perfect wife, who just came of their super yacht tells me, that it is god's will, to have Greece a 'bit' dirty. Because the gods made Greece so extremely gorgeous, that it needs the dirt to balance such divine beauty. Dumbfounded by such statement, I stared at my glass, wondering if I am drunk, or missing something. I did not reply, I think I was too shocked to answer. I actually contemplated if this man knows some celestial truth, which my simple German mind could not grasp. After all, the Greeks came from the gods, not the Germans. That's when the wife pulled me conspiringly next to her, telling me, that her friends, who have an even bigger yacht, always leave their trash on virgin beaches, thinking it is some fun to see, if anybody would find out...
???
Am I tripping?
Obviously my opinion of the refined and elegant couple changed in a matter of nanoseconds.
Prince and I went down to the beach the next morning, sporting bright yellow rubber gloves and a fat roll of xxxxxl garbage bags. Time to fight the will of the gods...hope they will not punish us later? I do want my share in heaven...
Cleaning by the way has very meditative powers. I fall into some kind of trance and my mind seems to understand the bigger meaning of it all. That's when the revelation hits me, that the man was wrong, not me.
Because, if the gods really wanted a balance of beauty and trash in the land of Greece, they would have trash growing from trees and flowers naturally.
If I ever meet this man again, I am ready for an answer!
Luckily Mauritius needs no balance, just beauty, and I am very happy for that.
Grand Baie is admiringly beautiful.
We could be in New port beach, in Hawai or anywhere else, considered perfect.
Impressive, impressive.
Okay, it is may a bit too done, lacking the real feel of a place. But then, if booking a 6 star resort, does anyone want the real feel?
The crowd is a colorful mix of all skin tones, Dalmatian-me in a category of her own.
So why not follow the island rhythm and do the same.
We join the bustling atmosphere at the wooden porch with killer views of azure waters, sailing boats and lots of skin in sugary sands.
The waiter, a wired looking gay guy, serves us fast and furious. I bet he is on coke or speed.
But if that keeps him serving so fast, no problem
The plates arrive and I am not kidding, when I tell you, that the word HUGE is too small of a description. Even Americans have yet to discover such monster plates, which could easily feed a family of 6. Tiger prawns for Prince and squid for me, the food is filling, if somewhat too saucy for our simple taste. Hard to beat the Portuguese sea food cuisine! The bottle of house white, called Chaptalin is highly unrecommendable!!!
Costing us over a 100 euros, this is by no means a cheap meal. Now we know, how the garbage police keeps on getting paid.
Strolling along the shops, the likes of Vilebrequin(my favorite for boys and dad's, wished they would do a husband and wife line), Abercrombie (is it real?) , Italian cashmere (too hot, sorry) and lots of Indian and Indonesian stuff, we find a pair of cute summer dresses and a Hawaiian look alike skirt and top, with Hibiscus prints. I love it!!!
There is a tiny fish-market, selling fishes of such stunning beauty, that it brakes my heart to see them dead. They may taste good, but they are just soooo beautiful. One species is of such brilliant turquoise, just like some fabled creature of fairyland. Maybe the mermaid idea is not so good after all. I would not like to end up on this fishy stinky table, stared at from all angles.
Time to return to the hotel, taking a skinny dip with the sunset. The sky is a lavish medley of pinks and reds tonight, the first since we are here.
Around 8 we get dressed to join the big dash. Wearing my flower wreath I feel and smell like a Princess. The manager greets us with proud Igor, presenting the splendid buffet. The waiters, by now we know each of them personally, usher us to a rather unromantic table, but it has the best view for the show they whisper.
( I must mention, that the hotel is filling up steadily by the minute... looks pretty full tonight)
Perfect. Let's hit the buffet. Oysters, Caviar (not BELUGA), anybody? Luxury pure and there they are again, the copper food warmers, I already fell in love with in Bangalor's Oberoi. I must remind myself to inquire about them later. They make any table a star.
( I must mention, that the hotel is filling up steadily by the minute... looks pretty full tonight)
Perfect. Let's hit the buffet. Oysters, Caviar (not BELUGA), anybody? Luxury pure and there they are again, the copper food warmers, I already fell in love with in Bangalor's Oberoi. I must remind myself to inquire about them later. They make any table a star.
The food is truly delicious and full of surprises, if I only could fill in more, after those La Plage portions.
There are 6 waiters around us, charming and polite, holding our plates, pouring our wines. Gossshhhh, tonight Cinderella really is a Princess again... Oberoi, Mister Oberoi, chapeau! Service here is top notch. I would love to take a couple of those warm eyed boys back to Sintra, to help with my every day chores... Honest, hard working, humble, witty and kind, we are very much blown by the Mauritians.
Asking our headwaiter if he likes to come with us, he politely declines our generous offer. He did his share of outside world and work - at a resort in the Seychelles (have never been - must do soon), a place of beauty beyond even Mauritius he admits. Great life... Seychelles, Mauritius...
He smirks, that he is now in prime time to find his love.
Ohhhh well, no cute Mauritian for me then.
The African group arrives and the chanted sounds, followed by wild drumming and sensual dancers puts us into another world. Africa, another place that has been calling me for a lonnnnnnng time. I did my tiny tasting of South Africa, but what is tickling my fancy is the bush. The real Africa. The wilderness. The rawness. The Jungle. Safari style-meets Ralph Lauren-dressed me and Sean Connery (ahhhhh)
scribbling in leather-bound (LV) diaries in his candle lid tent and than some English patient style bonfire under the brightest starry sky, where I read some sensual bedtime stories to Prince...Wake up Princess!!! You are daydreaming...
Bonfire? Looks like someone was with me in my dream. DREAMCATCHERS?
They just started one on the beach. Only the music is far from inspiring now, the Africans gone the DJ took over with some ugly boooom booom and vroooooommmmmm vrooooom booooommmm.
Our headwaiter gets the message and passes it on, so when we arrive (we are the only guests on the beach ) by the bonfire Bob Marley is wailing for us and like kids we start jumping around. It feels good to dance again, it must have been forever. Prince, by the way, is an amazing dancer, a cross between John Travolta in 'Saturday Nightfever' and the one&only Fred Astaire.
The DJ has mercy on us and keeps the music very danceable, Prince swirling me around the sand, which by the way is quite a difficult task, but a great workout!
Some time later we fall into the sand, laughing with joy and holding our hurting bellies. Life is beautiful and then...
The clouds open up, joining our laughs with wet pleasures.
The clouds open up, joining our laughs with wet pleasures.
And the rain starts. Big fat elephant drops, first one by one and than the skies open all the way and it pours.
The ever-smiling waiter arrives under his umbrella with my mango mojito (my new drink of choice) and another couple follows, joining our mad rain-dance.
Thinking, this must be the usual 2-minute drizzle, we watch the DJ pack up his gear. Music over!?
Oh no. And it is raining. No kidding. But we got company under our sun-umbrella and some more drinks.
The fun couple owns a restaurant in Zurich and this is their 1. Holiday in 12 years!!! 12 years, slaving the kitchen... I must reconsider my restaurant owning dream too!
They are telling us, that they find the hotel rather boring, no action, no youngsters.
Ooops, I guess, they do not know the Oberoi philosophy well enough yet. Not much action, just ommmmm with fine food and service class A+++
Club Med would be recommendable for fun.
I do understand them though. Imagine your 1.ever holiday away from the steaming ovens. Maybe some fun and entertainment would be a good idea. I guess when you are that starved for a holiday and time off, you just don't know what to do with all that time off.
I recommend love making, which they agree is keeping them busy at night.
The rain is not stopping and we must say good night at last. Prince is totally soaked and I am half and half, trying to keep my favorite flower-power silk dress as dry as possible. I got this vague feeling, that rain and silk do not like each other. But there is no way around it - unless I start stripping now - I must run back through the waterfalls, to get home. (Strangely, all the charming waiters have disappeared, so no umbrella)
I start the sprint, leaving Prince (sorry) behind, making landing under our hatched roof. It seems forever before I hear Prince's voice calling my name. I wonder why he does not come in, when he shouts that I am in the wrong villa. Ohoh...
I start the sprint, leaving Prince (sorry) behind, making landing under our hatched roof. It seems forever before I hear Prince's voice calling my name. I wonder why he does not come in, when he shouts that I am in the wrong villa. Ohoh...
Is it the Mojito or the rain?
Following Prince we stand on our door searching for the key. No key!
Where did we leave it? On the table at dinner? At the beach? In the sand?
Prince volunteers to go key hunting and I plant myself - naked now - under our daytime pavilion, meditating on vanity, insecurity and the joy of rain. Prince returns -with key- and joins my chanting. We must have made a pretty odd picture, naked in Lotus positions, in the wildest tropical rainstorm.
Wonderful!
No chance of love tonight, as Prince is dead tired, so GOOD NIGHT
xxxxxx
*Dancing is a telegraph to mother earth, asking for abolishment of gravity. (Fred Astaire)

















